1. Open Calculator
2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY
3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search
4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated
5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone
6. Reblog and add the image
Anonymous said: If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?
what if the world was made of pudding
"Hello. The FBI reports there is a home break-in every fifteen seconds-"*click*
ALL THE TIME
forlornloner said: Hi! I come in peace, not to pick up an argument, but I need some clarification about the Solar System gif debunkation. The way I look at the gif, all the planets are indeed moving on a one plane, it's just that the used perspective may lead to misleading conclusion that the planets are trailing behind (What I mean is nicely illustrated by the youtube video - watch?v=pwaTzpNo4BA). Isn't it the way this gif was supposed to be interpreted?
The solar system is flat. It’s frisbee-shaped. That’s what’s meant by saying that the planets orbit the Sun on one plane. The whole frisbee moves around the center of the galaxy while retaining its frisbee shape. The ‘helical motion around the sun’ thing is complete bunk. It’s like some bizarre Flat Earth Society thing for the 21st century.
Here, let minutephysics explain it.
I don’t think “it moves as a Frisbee” is inherently incompatible with the helical trails. Doesn’t it have to do with how the Frisbee is moving? Take your Frisbee, draw a perpendicular line through center, rotate the Frisbee around this line while also translating along it. This is basically the parametrization of a helix, so a point off the center of the Frisbee should have a helical path even though it is always in the same plane as the center point of the Frisbee. I think forlornloner was trying to say that if the solar system moves in this way, then the gifs would be correct.
I’m willing to believe you that the helical motion gifs are nonsense, but I think that must have to do with the way the Frisbee moves, not just the fact that it moves as a Frisbee.
texasbonesawmassacre said: drive thru starbucks are a pretty common thing in southern california? very few starbucks are strictly walk-in now over here, actually
yeah I figured it would be a west coast thing. there really aren’t any big enough around here to have their own building. they only exist in shopping complexes and cities
there’s one in Epping NH that’s free-standing with a drive through, freaked me the hell out first time I saw it, Starbucks is supposed to live in cities
"But women get unfair advantages in custody battles"
FALSE. Fathers who ask for sole custody are far more likely to get it. It’s just that they don’t ask, mostly women do. Men win custody over women even if they are ostensibly unfit. More and more, judges and parents rule in favor of 50/50 custody. In fact, in the past ten years, the men’s rights movement has been devastating to women seeking custody in court and women are awarded sole custody about half as many times as men.
So find a new fucking myth.